Have you been watcing the news for the past few weeks. Forget gas prices or the debt ceiling dilemma we have here in the U.S. The biggest headline that seems to be streaming through the internet and on the lips of every anchor is our country is Arnold Schwarzeneggar's baby mama drama. Now this is sad, but I know Maury was thinking, "Damn why couldn't I got that shit on my show". Could you imagine that? "In the case of 10 year old Miguel, Arnold you are... (commercial break... return and pause for effect) YOU ARE THE FATHER"! That shit would've been bananas son!
But on the real that's pretty jacked up. Not only did he supposedly have an affair for more than a decade, but it was with the loyal maid that worked in the house. Now that's pretty jacked (actually fucked up). That's a cold motherfucker lmao. I heard the wife and maid were tight too.
I can't help but imagine every time the wife would vex the maid in some kind of way the maid would think to herself, "That's why I'm fucking your man hoe".
Now it looks like Arnold is going to pay child support and alimony. On the plus side I bet we're about to see mad Arnold Schwarzeneggar movies, for real.
