Sunday, December 9, 2012

"You Got Knocked The F#$% Out!"



Damn Pacman... Now we really ain't going to see you and Floyd Mayweather fight smh.
Thanks alot bruh.

Holla
-Achmone

Saturday, November 17, 2012

Eddie Murphy!.. What The Hell Happened To You?



In case you missed it...

The other night was the Spike TV premier of "Eddie Murphy: One Night Only", a tribute to the living legend comedian, entrepreneur, and all-around entertainer. The two-hour special included guest appearances by Sam Jackson, Jamie Foxx, Arsenio Hall, Chris Rock, and many other notable and successful entertainers who've worked with Murphy. As expected the show generated record breaking ratings for Spike television as millions of Eddie fans tuned in to see the well deserved honors bestowed on the comedy great.

The night started with Jamie Foxx opening and presenting Eddie Murphy. Tracy Morgan followed wearing an identical red leather suit that Murphy infamously wore in his stand up "Delirious" and expressing gratitude to his "comedic hero". The night continued with Charlie Murphy sharing some funny personal childhood stories about his brother and followed by Juggernauts Adam Sandler (who was visibly nervous), Chris Rock, Martin Lawrence, Keenen Ivory Wayans, and Tyler Perry all sharing sentiments of gratitude to the honoree and how his career inspired them to become comedic stars as well.

One of the major moments of the night was a tribute from Stevie Wonder, whom Eddie impersonated on SNL, where Stevie invited Eddie on stage. Eddie, hesitant at first, impromptly grabs a pair of glasses from a member of his entourage and sings side by side with Stevie. It was hands down the highlight of the night.

Another important moment is when Arsenio Hall took the stage. He recalled a special where Sammy Davis Jr. was being honored and how Gregory Hines invited the Rat Pack member on stage as they both did what they did best, dance. In this same way Arsenio baited/invited Eddie to do the same, but instead of dancing, treat us all with his gift of comedy. However, Eddie Murphy declined and looked anxious for the event to continue without his participation. Not only was this the defining moment of the night for me, but it was a clear indication that the outlandish funny man that we fans have all come to love may have all his best years in the past. Of course we have seen glimpses of his brillance in movies such as Life and recently Tower Heist. But for the past decade in general Eddie has presented us with several family movies like Dr. Dolittle, Daddy Day Care, Meet Dave, A Thousand Words, and (the corniest of all) The Adventures of Pluto Nash smh.

As I watched comedian after comedian (icons in their own right)thank Eddie for all of his work and for inspiring them so much I found myself becoming frustrated with the new Eddie. His expressions and body language were unfamiliar and he rarely expressed enthusiasm or emotion. Many times during the night Eddie seemed emotionally detached from the praise being directed his way.

To put it sweet... I want that old thing back. I miss the Eddie of old. The one that had us all dying of laughter in Coming To America, 48 Hours, and Raw. Now I don't know what happened but I'm done with the optimistic ideal that "Eddie is back"! To put it simply he is not the same comedian we all came to love. He's rich, content, and he seems uninspired. So even though it's because Eddie was so funny back in the day... he's movies and shows still live on.

Holla Back!

-Achmone

Sunday, September 30, 2012

NEW DEVELOPMENTS FOR ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT T.V. SHOW


Nearly ten years ago in the fall of 2003 Arrested Development aired it's first episode on the Fox broadcasting channel. 2 1/2 years later the show had been cancelled. Now this storyline is not necessarily an unoriginal one. Many times we the viewing public has witnessed a show come on the airs and before you know it, it's gone and we move on to the next one.

Although, this may be true for most shows, some shows are special. In it's run on Fox Arrested Development received major critical claim, including earning 6 Emmy awards and 1 golden globe. Over the past decade it has been considered one of the funniest television shows to have existed and often proclaimed a "cult-classic" by it's devoted fans. Since the cancellation of the show in early 2006 there have often been rumors in Hollywood of a movie to be produced starring the original cast. And even though these rumors have been confirmed and unconfirmed several times, we do know that the show has been in production since August 7th of this year with 10 to 13 episodes planned and has a scheduled release on Netflix in it's entirety for the Spring of 2013.

Creator, Mitchell Hurwitz, says the revival of the show and it's airing in the Spring is a gear up for the movie which has yet to have a finalized screenplay, but has been in the works for several years. If that's not enough to get fans excited Alia Shawkat, who plays Maeby Funke, says, "The scripts keep getting funnier and funnier... and we get to do some crazy ****." If the show is even close to where it left off in 2006 I personally can't wait to see it.

-Achmone

Tuesday, September 11, 2012

9/11


Taking a moment to remember those who lost their lives in the tragic events that took place on September 11, 2001. We will never forget...

-KJ

"LUV" Trailer


Common, Michael Raniey Jr. and Dennis Haysbert (Allstate Insurance spokesman) are set to star in 2012 Sundance Selection, Sheldon Candis' new film "Luv". Check out the trailer below...



Looks Deep.

-KJ

Tyga goes from sucking at rap...to getting sucked


In other UNrelated news, YMCMB benchwarmer Tyga has put down the mic (at least for the moment) and picked up the camera as he makes his directorial (and acting) debut via his new pornography site www.rackcityxxx.com The site itself will charge a $24.95 membership fee and guarantees high quality videos uploaded to the site each week.

Currently, Tyga is finishing filming of his first upcoming porno film Rack City: The XXX Movie in which he will star and also direct...smh

Who Knew?

-KJ

Week in Review: Democratic National Convention "Big Willie Style"


Just this past week we, as american citizens, witnessed another great historic event in American politics take place in Charlotte,NC at the 2012 Democratic National Convention. In the wake of what was a "lack-luster" convention from the Republican party the week prior, the Democratic National Convention sharply contrasted its predecessor by doing what most politicians have a difficult time doing, grabbing the full attention of the public.

Kicking off Tuesday with a myriad of minority congressman giving riveting speeches throughout the day, only to be surprisingly upstaged by First Lady Michelle Obama, the first day of the DNC garnered much respect and viewership that already placed the event in a category above the expected from both Republicans and Democrats alike. However, everything happens for a reason and the attention on the convention from the night before was all in preparation for the next headline advocate to speak Wednesday night: Bill Clinton. Former President Clinton stole the show that night (and arguably the entire convention) with his speech which not only gave his secured praising recommendation for re-election of President Barak Obama, but he also made sure to let all of the "naysayers" (Republicans) know exactly what he has accomplished and done well for our nation over the past four years. In a brilliant effort to not over look the fact that Republicans would downplay his speech without the specific details, Mr. Clinton made sure to include many detailed numbers and arithmetic for all to follow when referencing national spending, the national budget and most importantly the nations plan to bring down the outrageous deficit.

Overall, the convention was one "well played" by the Democratic party as Michelle paved the way for Clinton who lined up the entire nation to listen to President Obama on Thursday so that he could deliver his serious and important message from the convention to the masses of viewers enthralled by the content that had already been addressed by both the Republican and Democratic parties before. Although, President Obama wasn't his usual gregarious self on stage last week, he was serious about his message which resonated with all of the Democratic speakers last week: "Things are getting better still, but we still need more time."

If you didn't get a chance to see any of the speeches click here to enjoy


...and finally, for all of those reading this blog, please make sure that you go out to the polls and make a difference this year and VOTE!!!

Peace

-KJ



Saturday, September 8, 2012

Childish Gambino - R O Y A L T Y (Mixtape Review)


Donald Glover a.k.a Childish Gambino has once again proven his propensity to surpass all expectations in his rapping capabilities (as well as almost everything else he does) in his latest mixtape "Royalty"

Almost representative of an intricate movie, Donald Glover features "Royalty" along with a star studded cast of rappers, actors and producers (and even athletes!)who take us through an array of various contrasting scenes that go on to display the immense growth and development from Childish Gambino as both a rapper and producer.

Young Gambino starts the mixtape by flexing his "Hollywood status power-ess" with Los Angeles Clipper's star Power Forward Blake Griffin on the introduction saying "This is Blake Griffin...and this is Royalty" (which is random as hell, but I still can't deny the fact that it IS dope that he got Blake Griffin to hop on his mixtape period)...from this point we transition into the Gambino and Ludwig assisted production "We Ain't Them" where we hear Childish Gambino's growth as an artist almost immediately with his content focusing primarily on his recent life experiences and conversations with his family about leaving 30 rock to pursue music (pretty deep shit)

...which runs into the next Gambino production "One Up" where we finally hear Steve G Lover (Steve Glover - Donald's younger brother) rip the first verse followed by his brother to finish up the track with some pretty dope punchlines...Meanwhile, the next couple few tracks take us into a deeper perspective of Childish Gambino's newly acquired rapper status and the material objects that come along with it in both Boi-1da (Drake's producer) assisted "Black Faces" and "Unnecessary"


Overall...we see a display of skills from Donald Glover that has gone from "childish" to a more mature flow supported by better production and developed lyrics. "Royalty" serves its intentional purpose as a well crafted mixtape for the fans to enjoy as we anxiously look forward to his next piece of work.

Subject Matter: 3
Lyrics: 3
Flow: 4
Production: 4

Overall: 3.5/5 Mics. Dope.

-KJ





Thursday, July 19, 2012

New track from Lupe

In my opinion if an artist is not intellectually sound they should not be considered as one of the best in their craft. Lupe is one of the most underrated hip-hop artist in the game. Check out one of his latest tracks supposedly leaked from the upcoming Food & Liquor II.





-Achmone

Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Nas' LIFE IS GOOD: Album Review



For those of us hip hop lovers with an ear for good music Nas delivers just that. If you haven't heard the album yet here is a review of what to expect.

The initial track NO INTRODUCTION smoothly welcomes us into the album with a piano solo as the Justice League beat summons in. Nas reflects on his past and how it effects his present and hope for the black nation. He ends the track properly dedicating the album to a few well known people, as well as his ex Kelis and his loyal fans.
The Large professor produced LOCO-MOTIVE gives the fans a taste of the past with a 90s era beat and flow reminiscent of a young 'Illmatic' Nas. As Nas proclaims in the track, "It's for my trapped in the 90s niggaz". A QUEENS STORY has a funky basement beat accompanied by a collection of strings. During this track Nas proclaims his love for his hometown of Queens and pays personal homage to his old stomping ground as he proclaims himself a "real O.G." This record celebrates fallen soldiers from his old hood and a shout out to people from the area who made it out and became successful despite facing many obstacles.
ACCIDENT MURDERERS features The Bawse 'ROZAY' where Nas tells stories almost convicting man who boast about being killers, but truly mistakenly become their self proclaimed title. Nas also honors the innocent bystanders who become victims of these young killers. Nas further stresses how he once embraced these young men as children, but as they became men they've become cold blooded and reckless. As Nas Laments "I want to build with him, but will he change really."

The direction of the album becomes more love influenced with the inception of DAUGHTERS. Nas discusses the hardships of being a father and how his many earlier mistakes led his daughter to question him. We get it Nas, you love your daughter. Nas not only sounds like he is trying to convince his daughter to make better decisions but it also seems to be a PR move to show that he is a good father despite some controversial events surrounding his daughter.

The next few tracks follow a theme of relationships and heartfelt ode's that quite frankly bring down that mood of the album a bit. But that is quickly followed by SUMMER ON SMASH which is quite simply a club song. Ushered in by notorious Anthem beat maker Swizz Beats along with singer Miguel adding vocals. This track is far removed by the intellectual concepts in the previous tracks but all in all it's a song that'll get you bouncing and wake the listeners up some. On THE DON and NASTY Nas flosses on the tracks and asserts himself as a New York Dondada. This is followed by a few soulful tracks that Nas' Jazz father Olu Dara would sure appreciate.

Also, BYE BABY is sure to get a lot of attention based on it's subject matter. Nas speaks on his relationship with his now ex-wife Kelis. Throughout the song Nas reflects on the many problems of the relationship and how even though he loved Kelis, after they were married the relationship began to tumble until the eventual demise. Nas also addresses the naysayers calling him a fool for marrying and failing. As he puts it "Atleast I tried".

In Conclusion, this album starts off very strong with some great production features and enthusiastic rhymes that are reminiscent of a young Nas entering the rap game. In much of the album Nas takes several trips down memory lane often reflecting on past experiences and telling vivid stories that only Nas could masterfully project. The album loses a lot of momentum in the middle following the Daughter's track with Nas seeming to teach more than flow. In the end this album has some incredible beats including the James Bond themed track in the end and a surprise feature from the late Amy Winehouse. Nas has cooked up some good tracks with this album so as the saying goes, Hats go off to the chef!

Subject Matter: 5
Lyrics: 5
Flow: 4
Production: 4


Overall Rating: 4 Mics!

Holla Back
-Achmone

Thursday, July 12, 2012

FIRST Televised Peformance from Frank Ocean

Singer/songwriter Frank Ocean sent social media waves galore with the news of his "coming out" of the metaphorical closet. After learning of this latest revelation from the usually reclusive and young artist many fans either voiced their disapproval or support towards the popular singer. I myself have to admit that I was also taken aback from the rumors and eventually the announcement via twitter from Mr. Ocean himself. Not surprising was the opinions of my heterosexual male friends who shared my sentiments. After all, how could we listen to a male rnb singer who clearly is not singing love songs to women, (pun intended lol), but actually to men like us. I myself even went as far as to say that I probably wouldn't be able to listen to his music the same, including "Nostalgia, Ultra" or future records.

However, after watching this first and latest televised performance by Frank Ocean on "Late Night with Jimmy Fallon", with band accompaniment from "The Roots, it's safe to say that I'm having a change of heart. Check the vid and speak your mind.

Holla back.

-Achmone

Thursday, July 5, 2012

Maybach Music Group - Self Made Vol. 2 (Album Review)




Back and self made once again..it’s your favorite label's favorite label...Maybach Music Group. MMG's most recent compilation release "Self Made Vol. 2" showcases an array of lyrical talent from Rick Ross and his label mates to a variety of top features (Kendrick Lamar, Gunplay and Nas - just to name a few) who capture a unique sound over mediocre beats making this album only marginally better than its predecessor...

As the "up and coming" Maybach Music Group develops their own specific sound and brand, they do not fail to continuously satisfy and meet expectations. "Self Made Vol. 2" has only a handful of "good" tracks and gives good beats which display a great deal of development and progression from both Wale and Meek Mill, while it lacks more from its "head hancho" - Rick Ross and (on a more disappointing note) Ohio native Stalley (who is completely underrated and embodies his own type of style and flow lyrically). Also, not to forget the most recent MMG signee - Omarion, who provides casual catchy hooks on majority of the album, but is more or less the same as he's been in the past - mediocre.

"Self Made Vol. 2" gets off to a good start with a great lyrical display of talent on the 8 mins plus track "Power Circle" in which Rick Ross begins the song by alluding to the "fact" that, "..if Michael Jackson came alive right now...he'd ask you to smoke one for 'em. So in his honor..." **I'm sure MJ is probably turning in his grave**. However, the track goes on to display all of MMG (minus Omarion) with the addition of Triple C artist Gunplay all of whom create a chemistry that makes the song on of the better tracks on the album.

Meanwhile, the album progresses with typical Drumma Boy-"esq" beats and continues to live up to the MMG sound with tracks such as "Bag Of Money" and the French Montana assisted single "Actin' Up".......from this point on through most of the other 11 tracks Omarion graces the label's second compilation album with various "catchy" choruses and what seems like his own song, on the Wale assisted "M.I.A." (which isn't half bad after a few drinks with a crowd of friends - and by few drinks I mean a few shots!)....yet, the album strives to save itself from its yuppie love seeking Omarion ballads with rather lyrically intriguing tracks "The Zenith" and "Fluorescent Ink" (which both feature Wale & Stalley - arguably the best rappers in MMG).

In retrospect and reflecting back on how I felt after the first listen of the entire album, I didn't really give it much of a chance as I was expecting WAY more given my paltry reception to the first Maybach Music Group compilation. However, after really taking time to listen to a few of the songs and coming to terms with the fact that Rick Ross will only really put on musically, artistically and lyrically for is own album (and mixtapes - i.e. Rich Forever)...I was able to really accept MMG "Self Made Vol. 2" for what it really is....a marginally better compilation album from a label that is still in the midst of forming its identity in a competitive hip hop industry. However, if this is only a sample of what is yet to come from MMG...then we can expect more good music (no pun intended) to come in the future.

- KJ

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Big 3 or Big 2 in Miami debate?

This past week the Miami Heat organization celebrated their first championship win in the new "Big 3" era. And for the first time in the past year all of the harsh criticism of the Miami Heat had to take a backseat (for the moment atleast). And as the Lebron is only good for the three quarters jokes begin to die down and we take the overwhelmingly high pressure off of the shoulders of the Miami Heat organization we have a chance to now reflect on and answer the question that has been asked since the inception of the "Miami Big 3": How important is Chris Bosh to the success of the Heat anyway?
When the world was first exposed to the free agency of 2010 in the NBA there were many exciting developments that occured. Amare to the Knicks, the possible departure of D-Wade from the Miami Heat, of course the Lebron Decision fiasco, and the opportunites for Chris Bosh. Out of all those possibilities and more, the development of the pre-throned Big 3 became the most compelling storyline of the last two years. While most of the criticism, mostly harsh, remained directed at the leagues biggest star Lebron James, many could not help but recognize the struggles and sometimes dismal performances by Chris Bosh. Throughout Miami's 2010 and 2011 campaign many questions were posed about the legacy of Lebron and chemistry of this collective group, but many critics including myself begin to ask how good is Chris Bosh anyway? In fact this question became one of the spotlight topics of the Big 3 especially during the regular season of 2011-2012 in many sports radio circles, shows, and ESPN debate television broadcasts. One anchor on the show "First Take" shown daily on ESPN has repeatedly referred to Chris Bosh as Bosh Spice. These criticisms escalated as the Miami Heat found themselves tested against a young and ambitious Indiana Pacers team. With the Pacers taking a 2 to 1 advantage early in the playoffs many questioned the dominance of the Miami Heat and furthermore speculated the result of an early playoff exit for this Miami squad. One of the suggestions were to trade Chris Bosh for a stronger center or a few strong dominant inside the paint players. These conversations quickly changed when Chris Bosh suffered an injury and left the Heat to play without one of their high profiled player. This was the opportunity that all the critics and Bosh haters waited for. Many sports fans, myself included, expected the Miami Heat to finally flourish in their play without the baggage of Chris Bosh on the floor. Finally, Lebron and D-Wade could rule the court without their sometimes non respondent center/power forward on the floor killing the chemistry. And the unexpected occured. The Miami Heat struggled without Chris Bosh. People are quick to forget that Chris Bosh used to be the man in Toronto. The 7-time All Star player was much needed in the playoffs for the Miami Heat. And when he arrived in the Boston Celtics series, he not only came back and played well, but he played a pivotal role in the Heat's championship run. Indeed, Bosh has struggled as a player for the Heat these past two seasons, and in many cases was considered the third wheel in the Big 3 conversation, but in these 2012 NBA Finals Chris Bosh finally showed his true colors. The man that was once called CB4 showed his superstar ability and helped propel Miami to another championship. Now will people stop criticizing Miami, probably not. But if this playoffs has shown us anything, we can expect some more big things from the Miami Heat.

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

DAMN SHAME: MOMENT OF THE WEEK

In New York a chubby kid decides he wants to swing. That's all to the good... but the toddler swing??? Now that's just stupid. As a result this is what happens.

This kid will have to live with this moment for the rest of his life in this neighborhood.
This is funny and sad at the same time hahahaha!!!